[Culturechat] Politically correct part 2

[Vance Roy]

Can we all laugh a bit at life? Complaints? Write me privately.


Crazy=Emotionally different

Dishonest=Ethically disoriented

Fat (or short)=Horizontally challenged

Bald=Hair disadvantaged

Unfinished=in the early stages of finalization

Old=Experientially enhanced

Worst=Least best

Homeless=Involuntarily undomiciled

Unemployed=Involuntarily leisured

Mistake=Inoperative statement

Failure=An incomplete success

Failure=An individual with temporarily unmet objectives

Unemployed=In orderly transition between career changes

Unemployed=Indefinitely idled

Blind=Optically inconvenienced

Shoplifter=Non-traditional shopper

Spendthrift=Negative saver

Dead=Metabolically different

Death=Negative patient care outcome

Lazy=Motivationally deficient

Evil=Morally different

Corpse=Non-living person

Short=Vertically challenged

Homeless=Underhoused

Dead=Terminally inconvenienced

Drunk=In a reduced state of awareness

Drunk=Person of differing sobriety

Addiction=Pharmacological preference

Late=Temporally challenged

Vance Roy
gigli.saw@dplanet.ch
http://homepage.mac.com/fredch