[Culturechat] Political Correctness part 1

[Vance Roy]

Recent events and messages have brought this topic to mind. If 
Culturechat is for Swiss or European culture alone, then I apologize in 
advance. I am sure that someone may tickle my ears about it.

Race=Melanotic persuasion

Physically handicapped=Somatically challenged

Mentally handicapped=Mentally challenged

Bald ( I love this one. It isn't my original)=Follicularly challenged

Janitor or maid=maintenance person

Doctor, nurse, technician, hospital, etc.=healthcare provider

Sex=gender preference

Interior decorator=interior designer

Garbage man=sanitary engineer

Aged=chronologically challenged

Fat=alternative body image

Toothless=alternative dentation

Deaf=aurally inconvenienced

Dog in the USA=Canine American

Fired=Career change opportunity

Stupid=Cerebrally challenged

Boring=Charm free

Drunk=Chemically inconvenienced

Housework=Domestic arts

Housewife=Domestic artist

Poor=Differently advantaged

Liar=differently honest

Boring=Differently interesting

Wrong=Differently logical

Fat=Differently sized

Housewife=Domestic incarceration survivor

More follows.

Vance Roy
gigli.saw@dplanet.ch
http://homepage.mac.com/fredch