[Culturechat] Fwd: Medical Humor
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From: "Carlos E. Kruytbosch" <carlosek@yahoo.com>
Subject: Fwd: Medical Humor
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Reply-To: "Robert J. Sheehan CMC" <gdad@erols.com>
From: "Robert J. Sheehan CMC" <gdad@erols.com>
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Subject: Medical Humor
Date: Mon, 10 Dec 2001 20:41:43 -0500
Organization: Regis J. Sheehan & Assoc.
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Medical Humor
> > A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with pur=
ple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, a=
nd wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the pa=
tient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.=20=
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed t=
hat her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo tha=
t read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon w=
rote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said "Sorry, had to mow=20=
the lawn."
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