[Culturechat] Does this ring any bells?

Vance Roy gigli.saw@dplanet.ch
Sat, 29 May 2004 21:41:41 +0200


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>> The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to
>> generation, says that, "When you discover that you are riding a dead
>> horse, the best strategy is to dismount. "However, in government,
>> education, and in corporate America, more advanced strategies are
>> often employed, such as:
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>> 1. Buying a stronger whip.
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>> 2. Changing riders.
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>> 3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
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>> 4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride 
>> horses.
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>> 5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
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>> 6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
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>> 7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
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>> 8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
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>> 9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead
>> horse's performance.
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>> 10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve
>> the dead horse's performance.
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>> 11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is
>> less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes 
>> substantially
>> more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.
>>
>> 12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
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>> And of course my favorite...........
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>> 13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
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Vance Roy
gigli.saw@dplanet.ch
http://homepage.mac.com/fredch

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving 
safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in 
broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming

  WOW What a Ride!